Recently I’ve been flirting with retro gaming again. It’s not purely driven by nostalgia  - some of those games I ‘wasted’ hours days on as a kid have truly stood the test of time.

As my flirtation grew into something more serious I stumbled upon an old hero of mine - Jeff Minter. Jeff (owner of Llamasoft Ltd -ah! first clue) used to make utterly baffling games which seemed totally different to everything else out there. His games might not have played to convention but there was a definite formula to them:

1/ Camelids. By the truck load.
2/ Actually it’s just #1. But it’s an important point.

I like how my recent foray into the wonderful world of retro gaming dovetailed with my interest in alpacas by finding a perfect point of similarity. I also like how Jeff now owns a farm in Wales (ah, the motherland) which is home to llamas and alpacas, and has a blog on livejournal with the subdomain stinkygoat.

Cheers Jeff - great times and a great inspiration.

Posted by Anthony.

Smile!

One of the great things about alpacas is that everything they produce can be used in some way or another. Their fleece is very desirable and is the main reason for keeping them, but even their waste can be put to some good (and creative) uses.

Unlike sheep or cows, alpacas will always poo in the same place, creating a shared dung pile (and saving leg work for those who have to collect it). For those of you who haven’t seen it before, alpaca poo looks a lot like rabbit poo, it is in small pellets which dry out fast and don’t really smell.

alpaca poo

Collection

Collecting alpaca poo is easy providing you follow a few rules:

  • Pick it up daily, or it will dry out and become light enough to roll down a hill or fly away in a strong wind!
  • Keep your dog away from the pile at all costs, dogs are attracted to the scent of alpaca poo and would chew their own paws off to roll around in the stuff (and eat it) yuk!
  • Always wear gloves. Well, that’s just common sense.

If you feel that shovelling poo is somewhat below your station then no need to worry, our friend technology has come to the rescue with the amazing poo hoover (no seriously). Just install one of these babies and you’ll never need to set eyes on that stinky wheelbarrow again.

Creative uses for poo

The most common use for alpaca poo is as fertilizer. Alpaca poo can be used straight away because unlike other kinds of manure, it doesn’t burn the garden. Apparently it grows great veg, especially tomatoes.

In peru, alpaca farmers collect the poo and compact it into bricks. Once it has dried out it can be used as a biofuel source which burns like charcoal and doesn’t smell.

Finally, for the crafty amongst you, you could always try making alpaca poo paper!

alpaca photo and alpaca poo photo from flickr.

Posted by Adeline.

To people like us leaving established permanent, full time office work for the green, fresh pastures of alpaca breeding, it’s really important that we can keep a semblance of financial security as we make the change into the unknown. The last thing we need is debt and money worries as we try and start a new life.

Although we’re aiming to establish a breeding alpaca herd, we’re not going wholesale into it immediately as there’s a huge risk that we won’t get it right initially; this risk is only exasperated by our status as urbanites inexperienced in rural life in general and livestock management in particular. I have an inkling there must be more to it than we saw in The Good Life.

Alpaca agistment - no land required!

Luckily with alpacas there’s an easy in-route: agistment. This is where you own alpaca(s) but it’s kept on an alpaca breeder’s farm. You pay for the ‘running’ costs such as vets bills, food etc.   But with this approach you can grow your herd without needing land, and then if you do get some land then you already have your starter herd. Here’s an example agistment service.

Research and build a network

We’re doing what we can to learn upfront by connecting with alpaca breeders on Twitter (try searching for ‘alpaca’ on Twitter), reading our way around alpaca websites and visiting local breeders. But still, nothing can prepare us for actually living that life.

Diversify

The key for us is multiple income streams. We spread risk this way. Adeline and I sat down and listed the available avenues for income generation based on our skills.  This is our list:

  • the alpaca business - primarily selling alpacas and fibre, but also capitalising on our current careers working with the web by providing brand consultancy and usable websites for new and existing alpaca breeders.
  • remote freelancing - during our time working in advertising agencies we have a lot of contacts for freelance web work. The key will be identifying what work we can do remotely as most of our contacts are UK-based.
  • remote work through our web company www.webdesignpeople.net
  • remote reiki attunements which is something I’ve done since 2002. I’m looking forward to having the time and energy to do more of this.
  • photography and on-demand canvas printing themed for the alpaca and reiki websites.
  • print and web work in the local area of NZ we end up in.

Between that lot we should generate enough income to avoid debt and hopefully gradually invest in alpacas. And it should also bring some well-needed balance to our currently one-sided lives.

So that’s the way it is for us. Hopefully it will be a solid enough foundation to gradually move over to full-time alpaca breeding.

Experienced alpaca breeders - how did you get started? It’s really useful to see how you got to where you are now and it’s great motivation for us newbies too! Plus it’ll be much-needed ammunition against my dad who thinks I’ve gone mad :)

Posted by Anthony.

Why alpacas?

In: alpaca lifestyle

21 Apr 2009

alpaca face

We have been thinking about raising alpacas for a few years now, but it has only become a serious option in the last few months. This is mainly because we are leaving our lives in London and moving to New Zealand. At first we had planned to carry on geeking it up in NZ, basically doing the same as we are now just in a nicer place. But over the last couple of months we have both become dissatisfied with our lifestyle – so much so that we decided to change it all and pursue our dream.

You dream of alpacas?

No, not exactly, our dream is more about living sustainably and doing something we love instead of working away for ‘the man’. It just happens that we both also love alpacas, and they fit into the kind of lifestyle we want perfectly!

The perfect investment

We all know the financial world is a mess at the moment. Who wants to invest in the banks after the mess that they caused? Certainly not us. But alpacas can turn out to be a fantastic investment in the current climate, as AlpacaFarmGirl points out.

Photo from flickr

Posted by Adeline.

Sometimes you get so bogged down in the sheer detail of starting up a venture like moving to a new country to breed alpacas that it’s easy to forget just why you want to do it.

We’re making a big lifestyle change in moving from apartment in London + commuting to office +  geek jobs to living on a (hopefully) sustainable lifestyle block in NZ. And we’d be doing that even if alpacas didn’t feature in that vision.

But for us alpacas seem to just fit perfectly into our plans. They have a lot of characteristics that make them suitable for what we’re trying to achieve.

  1. They’re managable - they are much smaller than their big brother the llama. Even basic sheep fencing (no barbed wire though) will keep them in their paddocks.
  2. They have a friendly disposition (this also helps with #1). Personally, I don’t want to keep animals that hate me.
  3. They’re intelligent, curious and often playful, and they have calm energy (or at least I’ve always felt calm in their presence). After spending 10 years working in offices, it’s a pleasant change being around creatures that radiate positive energy.
  4. They pronk.
  5. Unlike me, they are hardy with decent immune systems. This means they are easy to look after and don’t get many diseases - perfect for the first-time livestock handler.
  6. They give birth in daylight (and - oh yes - I really like my sleep).
  7. You don’t need many of them to make a return. This means you can make a living without having much land (about 5 to an acre is suggested). Australian-style mega ranches with thousands of identikit lowest-common-denominator animals does not work for me.
  8. The business model is ethically sound - returns come from selling animals to other owners and from fibre production. As I’m a vegetarian, I couldn’t in all honesty raise livestock for slaughter.
  9. Alpacas are gentle on the land. As I mentioned before, they have soft padded feet instead of hooves.
  10. Oh yes - Adeline chirps in at this point with ‘They’re cute’. Sometimes the female perspective is disarmingly accurate. The fact is, I just love them :)

Posted by Anthony.

Huacaya alpacas

In: alpaca facts

13 Apr 2009

The first thing to know about huacaya alpacas is how to pronounce their name. It’s [wa - kaya]. Um, I think.

Anyway, huacayas account for 90 - 98% of the total worldwide population of alpacas (the rest being suris). Their fibre crimps. It’s dense, springy, strong stuff making them look a bit like fluffy teddy bears, and all the more endearing for it. They look a bit pathetic when they’ve just been shorn, and frankly comedic with a full years’ growth.

In the UK, a pregnant female huacaya from a decent bloodline will cost about £5-7000 (have a look at these alpacas for sale). They seem to be a little cheaper in NZ, averaging about $10000 (NZD), though alpacas with the most desirable characteristics can be sold for up to $30,000. We’re not too worried about not being able to afford the top end of the market - like most alpaca lifestyle farmers, we’ll be looking for a female huacaya with a solid breeding record, healthy crea and good temperament; we can then breed in better fibre characteristics through choice of stud males.

Original photo on Flickr.

Posted by Anthony.

Suri alpacas

In: alpaca facts

9 Apr 2009

There are two types of alpacas: suri and huacaya. They have different characteristics, and here’s an intro to the suri.

The primary identifier is the fibre. Suri alpacas have fine, sikly and lustrous fibre which hangs down like dreadlocks (or old-school mops, if I wanted to be uncharitable). These characteristics mean that suris are at the premium end of the alpaca fibre market. Often their wool is blended as it lacks the inherant strength of other wools.

Whilst getting reliable figures is difficult, it’s fair to say suri alpacas are much rarer than huacayas; I’ve seen suris accounting for around 3-10% of the total worldwide alpaca population. I’ve also heard breeders say that they are more temperamental than huacayas, though I would be interested in finding out more (here’s an article which mentions suris are more ‘flighty and nervous’ (PDF)). Certainly, they’re less hardy creatures as their fibre doesn’t provide the same levels of insulation as the altogether puffier huacayas.

You’ve got to admit though - they look oh-so funky and are amongst the only camelids you could call ‘distinguished’.

Original photo on Flickr.

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Posted by Anthony.

Pronk! Pronk!

In: alpaca facts

2 Apr 2009

We all like to express happiness. Animals do too: dogs wag their tails, cats purr, dolphins go in for exuberant acrobatics and alpacas… well, alpacas pronk.

View the video above to see this in action. Alpacas have a tendancy to pronk at dusk (don’t we all), and it’s their way of showing excitement and happiness. It’s a joy to behold. Personally I can’t watch them doing this and not mentally go  ‘BOINGY BOINGY BOING BOING’ in my head, but maybe that’s just me.

Be sure to visit AlpacaFarmGirl’s post which has some great pronking pics.

BOING!

Posted by Anthony.

“Here we are Nuzzle and Scratch
Best by far Nuzzle and Scratch
We’re alpacas from the Andes
With hooves instead of handies

No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
Nuzzle and Scratch!”
View CBeebies Nuzzle and Scratch intro video

A colleague alerted me to this yesterday. Apparently his kids are big fans, and I can see why. But the theme song is incorrect. Why? Here’s why: alpacas don’t actually have hooves. They have soft padded feet with two toes. This means they don’t destroy the surface of the land but do need their nails trimmed occasionally.

Posted by Anthony.

And this is one someone else made earlier. Meet Mario. A more inquisitive alpaca you not will meet (or something like that). I met him at Ashdown Forest Llama Park. This was my first encounter with an alpaca and I realised on that day that they would be part of my future.  Kudos to Mario!

Alpacas 1 - 0 sheep

Did you know that alpacas give birth during daylight hours? This is because up in the high lands in Peru, a baby (crea is, I believe, the technical term) born at night would either:

  1. fall off a cliff or
  2. freeze to death

Alpacas don’t lick their newborn babies and so the crea needs the sunlight to dry them off.

So, for the lifestyle farmer who would rather get a decent nights’ sleep: alpacas 1 - 0 sheep.

Posted by Anthony.

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